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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... 

Muskurati bohut ho

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

3 ways to break d mirror 

In 3 ways u can break d mirror‚¦

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth‚¦.