Saturday 28 January 2012

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Have A Disastrous Trip

If You Hate Me
That Much,
Then
Steal A Map…
Borrow A Bicycle…
And
Drive To Hell… =P =D

Have A Disastrous Trip ! =P  

That Awkward Moment

That Awkward Moment
When Your Nose Can’t
Decide If It Wants To
Sneeze or Continue To
Make You Look Stupid
And Then
Not Sneeze At All! =P =D
Mid-Wife: Sheikh Chilli, your Bibi (wife)

Mid-Wife: Sheikh Chilli, your Bibi (wife) just delivered a Bacha (child)!
Sheikh Chilli (smiling naughtily): Is the Londa (boy) healthy ?
Mid-Wife: Yes, he is indeed!
Sheikh Chilli (winking at Mid-Wife): I”m not surprised! Must be because my Lund (penis) is big and strong like a Cobra!
Mid-Wife (unimpressed): Well, doesn”t look like your Punjabi Cobra is any bigger or stronger than those Dravidian King Cobras, because her Bacha is Kala (black)!

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