Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Sexy SMS

hakeem ny 1 pathan ka elaj 



hakeem ny 1 pathan ka elaj karte howe dawai k toor par aurat ka doodh bataya pathan ny bare mushkil sy ek aurat ko razee kiya aur doodh chosny laga.


aurat joosh me a kar seskne wali awaz main bolee :


khan sab aur b agar kisi cheez ki zaroorat ho to batao


pathan ny neeche sy awaz dee keh agar iss ke sath biskat bhi ho to acha ho ga :)


ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki


ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai"


dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga...

Jinke paas hai... woh haa



Jinke paas hai...


woh haath me leke hilate hai,


jinke paas nahi hai...


woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai




BOLO KYA?




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