Sexy SMS

hakeem ny 1 pathan ka elaj 



hakeem ny 1 pathan ka elaj karte howe dawai k toor par aurat ka doodh bataya pathan ny bare mushkil sy ek aurat ko razee kiya aur doodh chosny laga.


aurat joosh me a kar seskne wali awaz main bolee :


khan sab aur b agar kisi cheez ki zaroorat ho to batao


pathan ny neeche sy awaz dee keh agar iss ke sath biskat bhi ho to acha ho ga :)


ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki


ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai"


dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga...

Sexy & Adult SMS

yeh sab ne kya hall bana rakha



yeh sab ne kya hall bana rakha ha....
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Bachiya chor ker bacho ko londa bana rakha ha....


.....2012 shoro ho gaya ha.....
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.oye pathano insan ban jana . 


Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Fa

Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq Nahi


…FARAZ…
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Farq


Itna Hai K Karachi K Halaat Set Nahi Hote,


oR Mujh Se Bachi Set Nahi Hoti.


(“,)


>))>


_/_DEKH yaar.

URdu Love SMS 2012

Chale Aana Jab Kabhi Khayal Aaye Mera





Jo Tune Diya Usse Hum Yaad Karenge,


Har Pal Tere Milne Ki Faryaad karenge.


Chale Aana Jab Kabhi Khayal Aaye Mera,


Hum Roz Khuda se pehle Tujhe Yaad Karenge.





jaan jayegi aur kuch nahi



chand alfaj he berukhi k or kuch nahi


sayad yahi tha unka pyar or kuch nahi


jaan jaoge 1 din kya hoti he bewafai


bas 1 jaan jayegi aur kuch nahi

Send Freee Urdu SMS

Chale Aana Jab Kabhi Khayal Aaye Mera 



Jo Tune Diya Usse Hum Yaad Karenge,


Har Pal Tere Milne Ki Faryaad karenge.


Chale Aana Jab Kabhi Khayal Aaye Mera,


Hum Roz Khuda se pehle Tujhe Yaad Karenge.




Yeh kaisi chahat hai yaaro



Kisi aur ki bahon mein rehkar


woh humse wafa ki baat karte hain.


yeh kaisi chahat hai yaaro,


woh bewafa hain yeh jaankar bhi


hum unhi se mohabbat karte hain.

Good Night Great SMS

Sleep Stand For


"S.L.E.E.P"
S-Say thanks to the god.
L-Lying on the bed.
E- Eyes closed slowly
E-End of the day.
P-Plan for the next day.


'G00D NIGHT'

U hold most loveliet part in my life



One day i may die without saying good bye to U.
But i will never forget to say thank you,
Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life
Good Night

Good Night SMS Latest

Still wake ... Good Night


. ' 12 ' .
9 !/ 3
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9 !_ 3
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9 _! 3
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still awake?
Time to sleep,
GOOD NITE
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SLEEP TIGHT
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SWEET DREAMZ!!!

Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Wishes

Mubarak Ho Aapko EID Ki Khushiyan, In Advance. :-)

Woh Janwaron Ki Khushbu,
Woh Gobar Ki Badbu,

Woh Sardi Main Mandi Jana,
Aur Janwaron K Sath Latak Kar Wapas Aana,

Woh Pinduon K Nakhray,
Aur Hamara Satana,

DIL Pasand K Bachhray,
Lasani Ki Bachhriyan,

Mubarak Ho Aapko EID Ki Khushiyan,
In Advance.  

 Cow Zibah Karni Hai. :-) Happy Eid-ul-Azha.

 28 November ko Tum “Dil”
Mango HUM Denge,

Tum “Jigar” Mango
Wo Bhi Denge,

“Eyes” Mango
Wo Bhi Denge!

Q K

Us Din Humne

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Cow Zibah Karni Hai.
Happy Eid-ul-Azha.
by HumAyuN Fr

Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubara Wishes [Hindi/ Urdu/ English]

Accept My Hearteous Regards

“EID” Is An Event When We Share
Our Joys And Happiness With
Our Special Ones.
So On This Happy Event How
I Can Forget My Special Ones.

Accept My Hearteous Regards
And Congrats To U And Ur All Family Members
At Home.

I Wish That This EID Will Bring Prosperity
And Unity For U And Ur Family
And Also For The Whole Muslim Community
In All Over The World.

Happy Eid-Ul-Azha

Kuch Yadei’n Chorh Ker

HAPPY ENDING OF EID

Kuch Yadei’n Chorh Ker
Zindagi Ki Ek Aur Eid
Guzar Gayi
…
Koi Aisa Lamha Jo Ab
Dobara Nahi Kbhi Laut Kr
Nahi Aaye G

Enjoy Each Moment Of
Life

Double Meaning SMS/ Dual Meaning SMS/ Multiple Meaning SMS [Urdu/ Hindi/ Latest]

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo… ;->

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.

 Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one…

It’s keeping ur mouth shut.

But I like the way U think!

Heart Breaking SMS/ Broken Heart Text SMS

Loneliness Is A Special Enjoyment

True Lines:

Loneliness Is A Special Enjoyment
When Chosen By Our Self. . .!!
But Hard To Digest When Gifted By Others..  

 If U Break Our Friendship

If U Break Our Friendship:
I’ll Hang Myself With Noodles,

Cut My Hand With A Rubber Knife,
Blast My Head With Water Pistol,
Stop Smiling
I’m Serious 

Birthday SMS, Birthday Aniversary,

Life Isn’t About A Handsome Guy

Life Isn’t About A Handsome Guy Or A Cute Girl By Your Side,
But
About An Idiot Friend With Whom You Can Discuss All Thingz About The Handsome Guy Or Cute Girl

It Isn’t About Nokia, Sony Ericsson Or Iphone,
But
About The Last Battery Point Present When You Have To Say Something Special To Somebody

It Isn’t About 10 Hourz Work,
But
About The 15 Minute Break B-)

It Isn’t About Wishing A Friend On Birthday,
But
About Handling Ur Frnd Aftr Forgeting It

Life Is About All The Small Moments You Live Daily..

The More You Enjoy Life, The More Life Gives You The Reason To Enjoy! [*_*] 

 Birthday Message For Wife

Birthday Message For Wife

You look more beautiful

today than

the day I

first met you.

Happy Birthday Sweet Heart.
 

 Happy Birthday

Jin ki Birthday

Kal Hai
Ya
Aaj Hai
Ya
Kal Hogi
Ya
Aaney Wali Hai
Ya
Guzar Chuki Hai

Unko Meri Taraf Se

Happy Birthday. 

2012 New Year SMS

Jb Musharaf Pakistan Se Bhag Skta He Zardari

Jb Musharaf Pakistan Se Bhag Skta He
Zardari President Bn Skta He
Peshawar Me 1 Din Phle Chand Nazr A Skta He
Pakistan Ireland Se Har Skta He
Pappu Pass Ho Skta He
Munni Bechaari Bdnam Ho Skti He
2 Nain Mast Ho Sakte Hn
Pepsi Pe 5 Rupy Km Ho Skty Hn
Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe Shabir Dekh Skta He
Dadi Umar Ko Awaz Lga Skti Hn
Mujji Babu Bn Skta H
To Phir Me Kya
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Apko 36 Days Pehlay New Year Wish Ni Kr Sakta?
~Happy New Year 2011

Even If We have Less Talks Less Hellos Less Stories Less

Even If We have
Less Talks
Less Hellos
Less Stories
Less Greetings

But always Remember that
My prayers Will Never b Less for You.

Wishes you a Bright,
Happy and Prosperous
New Year 2010 with God Bless!

Bewafa SMS

Mana k iss zameen per

Assa Nahi k skahs acha nahi hey woh
Jesa mery kheyal mein tha wasea nahi hey woh
Takhleeq asman pey mery leya howa
Mana k iss zameen per mera nahi hey woh

BEWAFA Lekin.!

Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K
“Jaam” Mein “Zehar” hai ”

BEWAFA
Lekin.!

Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos itNa Tha k
HuM Thukra Na Skay… !

Bewafa Poetry & SMS

KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY”

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!
.
Wo teri ankhon k khawb sary wo batin sari hisab sary swal sary
Jwab sary
Wo khushain sari
Azab sary
nsha tha jo wo utr giya hy,
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KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI! Jo tery milny ki arzo thi
Jo tujko pany ki justju thi
Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi
Jo teri ankhon main roshni thi jo teri baton ki rangini thi
Jo teri sanson ki tazgi thi
Jo try lehjy main chashni thi wo sra meetha pighal gya hy
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KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY”

Aag Dil Me Lagi

Aag Dil Me Lagi Jab wo khafa hue
Mehsoos hua Tab,
Jab wo Juda hue

Karke wafa Kuchh DE Na Sake wo
Per Bahut Kuchh De Gaye Jb wo Bewafa hue.

April Fool SMS

Fool Day to the King of Fools…;

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools…;->

April Fool comes once a year. 

A Day Will Come . . .

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:

YOUR NAME

YOUR FAME

YOUR PERSONALITY

YOUR THOUGHTS

YOUR VIEWS

But keep in mind,

April Fool comes once a year.

Congratulations!

April Fool & Cool SMS

U Ar 1st Fool Of 2011

Am Going To U.S.A.

Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days…

Surprised?

After 80 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009

Till Ur Birthday

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,

But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days

Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

Latest Aprirl Fool SMS

Congratulations

A Day Will Come . . .

When The Whole World Will
CELEBRATE

Your NAME

Yur FAME

Your PERSONALITY

Your THOUGHTS

Your VIEWS

But Keep In Mind

April Fool Comes Once A Year

Congratulations

Its Ur Day ;->

Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy

Yaaar T.V chck Kr
Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy
Ek Aur Bana Dya
Happy April Fool In Advance ;->

Adult SMS Free

Have A Disastrous Trip

If You Hate Me
That Much,
Then
Steal A Map…
Borrow A Bicycle…
And
Drive To Hell… =P =D

Have A Disastrous Trip ! =P  

That Awkward Moment

That Awkward Moment
When Your Nose Can’t
Decide If It Wants To
Sneeze or Continue To
Make You Look Stupid
And Then
Not Sneeze At All! =P =D

Q And A Sms Funny Question?

Q And A Sms Funny Question?

Funny Question?
Me Apko Kis Name Se Pukaron,
Ek Number Choose Karen Phr Usi Name Se Bulaonga,
Aur Ap Mind Nhi Kr sakte
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Reply Must.
Soch Smjh Kr.
1) Sweet Heart,
2) Darling
3) Sexy
4) Jungli
5) Dost Ji
6) Pagal
7) Zindgi
Churail,
9)Dhakan:-)
10)LOvely

Latest Love SMS

True love is like a boy playing Carrom

True love is like a boy playing Carrom
Always afraid of losing his queen.
And
A girl playing chess
risking everything just 2 protect her king.

The lifeline of any relation

Communication is the lifeline of any relation.
When you stop communicating,
You start losing your valuable relations!

Love Sms Latest, Kute, Cool

Lovers and best friends at same time

Best Relationship is
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When You Can Act Like Lovers
And Best Friends At The Same Time. 

Unit to measure love friendship & trust

Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :

Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics :p:D

Insult Sms

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... 

Muskurati bohut ho

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

Valentine Latest Sms

Valentine Latest Sms

Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. “Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re Jewish,” he asks, “will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?”

David’s father thinks a bit, then says “No, I don’t think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”

“Osama Bin Laden,” David says.

“Why Osama Bin Laden,” his father asks in shock.

“Well,” David says, “I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we’re not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he’d love everyone a lot. And then he’d start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn’t hate anyone anymore.”

His father’s heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.

“David, that’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard.”

“I know,” David says, “and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines shoot him.”

Latest Q and A Sms Messages

Cool Q&A’s-SMS!

Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?*


Wish You A Happy Valentine’s Day

Without Love — dayz are
“Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday… so be in Luv everyday…
Wish u a Happy Valentine’s Day

Funny Laugh Sms Latest

Dada G Ap Konsi Book Parh Rahe Hen

Bacha: Dada G ap konsi book parh rahe hen?
Dada: Beta purane qison ki book hai.
Bacha:Lekin ye to sex book hai,
Dada: Mere liye to purane qise he hen na

University Me Tamam Ladkion K Kitne Nam Hote Hen 

Q: University me tamam ladkion k kitne nam hote hen?
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Ans: Sirf 4,
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1. Meri Wali
2. Teri Wali
3. Meri Bhabi
4. Teri bhabi

Q and A Sms

Here are Q and A Sms.

 Jab Koi Ladki Begair Shadi K Maa Ban Jae

Q1: Bhagwan ko gusa kab ata hai?
Ans:Jab koi ladki begair shadi k maa ban jae or ladki ki maa kahe
“Hey Bhagwan ye tumne kia kar diya”
Q2:Bhagwan kab khush hota hai?
Ans:Jab ksi ladki ka rape ho raha ho or wo zor zor se kahe k bhagwan k liye chor do.
Q3:Bhagwan ki phat ti kab hai?
Ans:Jab koi ladki mandir me aye or kahe k agar meri mannat puri hui to me bhagwan ko naryal charaoungi.

What Is SMS?

What is SMS?
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S- Sirf
M- Muft ka
S- Sir dard
Na karo to log sochte hen k KANJUS hai
or
Karo to log sochte hen Farig betha hai log sochte hen k KANJUS hai
or
Karo to log sochte hen Farig betha hai

Logic questions

Logic questions.

LOGIC QUESTIONS

1)When will a horse hav 6 legs?
2)When does monday come b4 sunday?
3)When do you find a lot of cities without single house?
4) How can u double ur money?

AMAZING ANSWERS

1)Wen sum1 rides on d horse
2)In a dictionary
3)In a map
4)Show it in front of a mirror.

Only funny answers r allowed

Only Funny
Answers R allowed

1. Zindagi kab khobsorat lagti ha?
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2. Ik pardesi mera?
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3. Khalis mhbt kaha milti ha?
Ans.

4. Shadi main juta chupai kyn hoti ha?
Ans.

5. Main ne khawab daikha k?
Ans.

Let's se how great a sense of humour u have!

Reply fast
I'm waiting

Challenge For cricket lovers Some One

Challenge For cricket lovers Some One.

 Agar Kisi Team Ko Last Ball Per 1 Run Win Karny K
Liay Chaheay Aur Us K 9 Out Ho Chuky Hon Yani Last Wickt Ho.
Aur Wide Ball Per Stump Hojaey To Kya Wo Team Win Kry Gi?
Agr Han To Ktni Wkt Sy? Agar Hary To Ktny Runs Sy?

(Challenge 4 Cricket Lovers).

Questions For Your Loved Ones

Questions For Your Loved Ones.

Fill It 4 Me...



1. Any Other Name You Wana Give To Me ...!!

Ans.

2. Any Blessings For ME?

Ans.

3. Which Dress And Color You Suggest For Me

Ans.

4. Any Act From Which Which You Wana Stop Me

Ans.

5.Any Thing You Like In Me Most

Ans.

6.Any Advice For Me

Ans.

7.Any Gift You Want From Me ?

Ans.

Reply Me Plzz I Am Waiting F0r Y0ur Answers?

Urdu Hindi SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, Hindi Jokes

Here are Urdu Hindi SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, Hindi Jokes.

1) Jo Jaldi mile woh hai gum,
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum,
jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,
jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,
jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP Ka SMS :)

2) Life is like math...
Life is like math....
Friends ko plus kro ,
dushman ko minus kro,
khushyon ko multiply kro,
Gham ko divide kro,
aur hamesha muskrao

Diwali SMS , Deepawali SMS

Indian Happy Diwali SMS , Deepawali SMS.

Honton pe hansi, ankhon main khushi
Gham ka khanin nam nahu,
ye "Diwali" laye app ki zindagi main itni khusiyan,
Jiski Khabhi sham na hu

Happy Diwali To ALL

Friendship Day SMS , Quotes, Love

Following are Friendship Day SMS , Quotes, Love.

Friendship Day SMS

Tie this to your Hand:

---********(friend)********---

I am the first Friend of u to tie The Friendship Band....

"Happy Friendship day"

Barish SMS, Urdu Barish & Barsat SMS

Collection of Barish SMS, Urdu Barish & Barsat SMS.

Pehli baarish ka nasha hi kuchh alag hota hain,
Palko ko chhute hi sidha dil pe asar hota hain,
Mehka mehka saawan aaj iss dil ko behka raha hain,
Gumsum si nazro ko aaj ye pyar karna sikha raha hain

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Kaisi andheri shaam thi thi us din
Badal bhi ghir kar chaya tha
Raat ki toofani barish me
tu mujh se milne aaya tha
Bhigi bhigi khamoshi me
Main tere ghar tak saath gaya tha

Funny SMS, Cool SMS, Funny Jokes

Here are Funny SMS, Cool SMS, Funny Jokes.

Today is Underwear Day

Tumne ajj konsi underwear pahni hain

Tell me the colour

No reply means......
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no underwear
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Reply with the colour soon :)

Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Free Urdu Funny SMS

Here are Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Free Urdu Funny SMS.

Always
Hanso
Jiyo
Muskurao

Kia Pata
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Kal
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Daant Hon Na
Hoon
'****'
((@..@))
( )He He He
...

Urdu Funny SMS, Most Funny SMS

Here are Urdu Funny SMS, Most Funny SMS I have read.

Har Asman me
Sitare Nahi Hote

har samandar ke
kinare nahi hote

har nazr se
ishare nahi hote

har bahar me
nazare nahi hote

har park me
fuvare nahi hote

har jaam ke
paimane nahi hote

sabhi hasino ke
diwane naahi hote

har gam ke
fasane naahi hote

har mahtama
sant nahi hota

har msg ka
ant nahi hota

ped pe lage hain aam jake tod lo
Agar kuch reh gaya hai tu khud jod lo

ab gusse se muh na fulou
mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao

aur bijli ka bill bachao

mano meri baat nahinto bhaad main jao
bahut ho gaya ab mera dimag mat khao

padana hain SMS padho
nahin tu lal wala button dabao

tumhe jitna pakana tha maine paka liya
ab tum kisi aur ko pakao

itni der se sms pad rahe hu
kuch kha pi ke aao

mera kaam hu gaya
ab tum apna hunar dikaho

tum ne pad liya
ab dusron ko bhi padao

 
 

Happy Valentine’s Day SMS

Happy Valentine’s Day SMS

What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth …

Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine !!!

Happy Valentine’s Day


Tablets Of My Heart

Your Name
Is The Fire
That
Burns With Red Hot
Flames Of
Eternal Passion
On The
Tablets Of My Heart ... :)
 

Valentine Day's SMS Latest/ New

With lots of L0ve 

|""|__|""|.*.*
|        APPY.*
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*.*.*.VALENTINES.*.*.*
*.*DAY

L0ve iz Life.L0ve iz 4 Every1.So,Do L0ve n Spread L0ve.With lots of L0ve.

Valentine's Day SMS, Funny Valentine's SMS, Urdu Valentine SMS.

 Unke Liye Jo Velntine's Day Ke Din Akele Hain
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Urdu Angry Messages

Itni chahat ke us se k intha ho gai,
Wo mohabt kr k phir bewfa ho gai,
Main to bs chahta raha toot kar usay,
bs yahe to 1 muj se khta ho gai.


Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.


Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.